5.23.2014

bonsa-isms

1
Bo has a little elephant bank, and whenever I find spare change around the house,
I help him put it in his bank, and often tell him it'll help "save for college".
This morning, I had a few coins, so we got his bank, and while he was dropping the coins in,
he commented, "This is savin' for college."
 
 2
The little village near us is called "Brockport". 
Whenever Bo is with me and we drive downtown, he always announces:
"This is Bockpork!"
3
At some point, when we started seeing motorcycles on the road this spring,
I must have commented about a speedy cyclist who needed to slow down.
Now, whenever Bo sees motorcycles, he says, "Motorcycle makin' baaad choices!"
4
When I need to tell Bo not to scream, he often replies,
"Or there be consa-kences."
5
When Bo asks for something and we don't immediately acquiesce,
he'll often say, "Oh be patient! Ask nicely!"
6
Emily was over recently, helping us move around some furniture in preparation for painting.
We were trying to get a rug out of a room, and she lifted one end of our extremely heavy elliptical. 
I exclaimed, "Wow, Em! You're such a beast!" - and Bo immediately piped up, "You're such a beast!"
Now, he uses it as his own compliment. 
The other day I was weeding and struggled with a tough one, finally yanking it with an "umph!"
Bo looked at me and said, "Good helpin', Mommy. You such a beast!"

4 comments:

  1. Yes....I do love these....

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  2. These are hilarious! I think my favorite is the last one :)

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  3. Ha! Aubrey also gets super excited about saving money for college!

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  4. haa! these are the BEST!

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