Doug: "Hi hun, I'm leaving the office right now."
Me: "Okay, um, good. But, I was also wondering..."
Me: "Um, well I was gonna see if you'd bring home a pumpkin spice latte, but I guess our budget is more important than my period cravings."
Doug: "Not to me!"
... He was home 10 minutes later with a pumpkin spice latte.