Who honestly wants to read about students who do what they're told?!
Today in English A, we actually learned about themes that are prominent in American literature. In English 9, we actually learned some grammar rules.
I actually have to teach. It's not just babysitting and trying to keep kids from hanging out of my windows for a smoke break.
And guess what? My first two paychecks? On time. Direct deposit.
My excitement of the day now is when students come in during my lunch period and color the top of my hand sanitizer when I'm not looking. Or stack my Expo markers together. Or change the word "speeches" on the board to "peaches".
So I'm sorry if my formerly captive audience is bored to tears with details of my mundane life, but, let's be honest, your boredom is my sanity.