Witchcraft is on the rise,
The devil's work is gettin' done.
No innocence found in the judges' eyes,
And hanging is no fun.
Nervous and worried while hearing his daughter speak
Confessed he saw the girls naked in the trees
Prideful and conceited, not wanting the truth to leak
He kept interrupting the court saying, "Sir believe me please!"
"I'll burn in hell long enough," he says
For ratting out his wife
He did not know what it was -
The reason she read at night.
My wife reads books
I cannot pray
She gives me dirty looks
What should I say?
She only read some books
My big mouth gave it away
She was accused and away she was took
Why do things have to happen this way?
To adultery he did confess
He tried to make it up to his wife
But she was not impressed.
It ended up costing him his life.
Abigail Williams was a huge mistake -
Ruined my relationship with my wife.
Atonement to Elizabeth I must make.
She has caused nothing but strife!
I thought that day we made it known
Devoted to one another, we vowed.
All my love I thought I had shown
Now it seems he did it all for the crowd.
John thought she was a hottie
But her heart was made of stone
Turns out she was very naughty
And wouldn't leave John alone.
Abby is a big brat
She lies and deceives
So let's get a bat
And finally silence her, please.
Adultry she cannot withstand
because Proctor is just too good looking.
She needs to be slapped on the hand
and just go back to cooking.
. . .
Some days my kids just make my heart sing!