1. 2 words: deliberately. obnoxious.
2. I'd kill someone if they left cupboard doors open as often as I do.
3. I don't have to look at myself constantly. Especially when I'm wearing shorts with high socks.
4. I don't have to listen to myself whine.
5. I'd kill someone if they put their cold feet on my warm legs as often as I do.
6. 2 more words: overly. dramatic.
7. Mood swings
8. Period cravings
9. Non-period cravings
10. I'd kill someone if they bossed me around as often as I boss Doug around.
11. Seriously, I'm such a know-it-all some[all]times.
12. I'd kill someone if they forgot to take their hair out of the shower as often as I do.
My husband is a saint.