props to doug

Reasons it's better being me than living with me:

1. 2 words: deliberately. obnoxious.
2. I'd kill someone if they left cupboard doors open as often as I do.
3. I don't have to look at myself constantly. Especially when I'm wearing shorts with high socks.
4. I don't have to listen to myself whine.
5. I'd kill someone if they put their cold feet on my warm legs as often as I do.
6. 2 more words: overly. dramatic.
7. Mood swings
8. Period cravings
9. Non-period cravings
10. I'd kill someone if they bossed me around as often as I boss Doug around.
11. Seriously, I'm such a know-it-all some[all]times.
12. I'd kill someone if they forgot to take their hair out of the shower as often as I do.

My husband is a saint.


  1. really you can't help being a know-it-all. god had to bestow all-knowingness on us firstborns so we might lead the rest of the siblings. it does get tricky when you marry another firstborn though. cause then you both know it all.

  2. I can't tell you how many college pictures featured me in knee socks and shorts! (or knee socks and underwear... haha my poor residents)

    this is a hilarious post.

  3. Oh man--that picture of Doug totally belongs over at the impossible cool.


  4. i also married a saint, because numbers 5, 8, 9, 12 = me too.