real life conversations

Our babysitter sent me this picture while I was at work with the description: 

"Definitely just crawled over to her grabbed her hand and kissed It. What a gentleman."

I told everyone I'm locking Bo in his room for the rest of his life.

Upon seeing the picture...

Doug: "He's probably pooping and needed something to hang onto."

Me: "Isn't that what marriage is all about?"