10.21.2010

hasty, haughty haiku

In honor of the shopping experience I just had at Target, a few haiku - all addressed to the annoying girl at the fitting rooms who wouldn't let me take a pair of boots, a pair of stockings OR my basket into the fitting room.

1.
Dumb girl at Target:
Why won't you let me take my
Basket in the room?

2.
Fitting room Nazi:
I'm not a teenage deviant.
Let me have my stuff!

3.
Stingy, sour girl:
I have better things to do
Than steal your cheap crap. (Sorry, Dad.)

4.
Unrelenting wench:
You're lucky I have ice cream
Waiting to console.
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4 comments:

  1. Emily Bannister10/21/10, 8:30 PM

    ha! the last one is so true! love and miss you!

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  2. Patti10/21/10, 9:47 PM

    Ahahahahhaha! You really DID write a haiku from your Target experience..my hero. :)

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  3. Jeanette10/24/10, 11:14 AM

    AWE-some!

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  4. Adams Fam:10/30/10, 9:08 PM

    He he, how very healthy of you to use haiku therapy for anger management!

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